The Many Freaky Faces of Mike Waugh

Having just had a birthday, I was thinking back when I was 18 and I looked in the mirror and wondered how I would look when I was older. Now, when I look in the mirror I see it:

How could have I foreseen that I would have turned into the cover of In the Court of the Crimson King:

Maybe not quite. How about this one:

I like how my tongue is an unnatural color.

This one really accentuates the dorkiness of my fresh haircut. But my wife says it's cute, so I won't worry about it.

When I posed for this picture I was thinking about a character from Big Trouble in Little China. If I remember correctly, someone puffs up and explodes.

Again, the dorky haircut.