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I think that sometimes I do my best thinking when I'm in the shower.
Today, I was thinking that someone needs to make a CD with history's most famous opera singers singing selections from the world's most famous operas. But then you could add a lot of echo to it and also add the sound of a shower running. It would be "The World's Best Shower Singing".
Just think of it. Everybody knows that they sound best when they sing in the shower. Imagine how the world's best singers sound when they are in the shower.
But then I started thinking that it might be a bad idea, because someone could use it to plan a murder. You could set it up a portable stereo in the bathroom. The people down the hall (let's say in the room where the will is about to be read) would think you were in the shower because they would hear the singing, but really you have climbed out the window and into the bedroom of the Viscount's widow, who you bludgeon to death with a jade candlestick.