House Painters Prefer Shingleton

In one of those rare moments when I was watching TV, I saw my friend and neighbor, Clark, doing a commercial for the local station's weatherman, Pat Shingleton.

In it, Clark says, in his distinctive drawl, "Hi, I'm Clark and I paint houses. When someone asks me how long a job will take, I say, 'Well that depends on what Pat Shingleton says.'"

Clark is also known to do great Elvis impersonations. He's a pretty good country singer, too. He inspired me to learn how to play and sing "Sail On" by Lionel Richie and the Commodores.

He also seems to be smiling all the time.

I think they should bring him back to do another commercial. Maybe to do some singing. Clark's got more talent in his little toe than Jared from the Subway commercials.