Mid life Crisis

I turn 30 today.

Aaah! What have I done with my life? Anything good?

I know everyone who is over 30 will tell me, get over it!

Everyone under 30 won't know what I'm talking about.

Anyone who wishes to steal my identity will now know my birthday.

It's time for me to buy bigger pants. Just call me Fatty Waugh.

It's a lose-lose situation all around.

Posted by Mike Waugh at May 7, 2004 09:54 AM