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June 15, 2004

A New Panda Joke

from the desk of Robert, the Waugh of the worlds

After a quick Google search, it seems that only the one good Panda Joke has replicated itself across the internet... and most of the tellers-again overlook the key ingredient of errant punctuation. (see First banned words: now punctuation)

Well, there's a new Panda Joke in town. It all starts here, today. Witness the birth of the Great Panda Joke #2, soon to be legendary alongside its elder sibling.... Remember, you saw it here first.

A panda walks into a bar, interrupting a heated argument between two customers. The bartender turns to the panda and says, "Hey, just the guy we needed! Tell Ollie and Neville here... are you a bear or some kind of raccoon?"

The panda ponders this for a moment and replies, "Hmmn. You know, not everything is black and white like that."

Posted by Robert Waugh at June 15, 2004 08:58 PM


Comments

Ha ha!

Yeah i was wondering where id find another panda joke !

Only this : )

EDITTED BY R. WAUGH: I've added a link to the joke quoted here not so much because it contains "adult" content... I just hate to see anything replicated on the Internet.
Posted by: Dhruv at January 19, 2005 01:51 PM
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