Q: What does FAQ mean?

A: FAQ means Freshness and Quality, which is what you get when you try Mike Waugh Brand© Music. Other less well-intentioned products would say that it means Frequently Asked Questions. But I ask you this: if a product really is so great, then why should there be any questions, much less frequently asked ones? When you try Mike Waugh Brand© Music, you will unquestionably find Freshness And Quality.

Q: What does Mike Waugh Brand© Music sound like?

A: Probably a better question would be what it doesn't sound like Ha-ha-ha!

Q: If one were to describe Mike Waugh Brand© Music using the analogy of a food recipe, what would that recipe be?

A: It's funny you should ask that question, because undoubtably some music writer somewhere will do this. So let's just beat them to the punch. First of all, it should be described as a "funky gumbo". If that doesn't perfectly describe it then I don't know what else does! But here's the recipe anyway, in case you're just stubborn or don't know what gumbo is:

Mike Waugh Brand© Music's Funky Gumbo
• 2 parts early Bob Marley
• 2 parts Beuna Vista Social Club
• 1 and a half parts Woody Guthtrie
• a handful of Paul Simon's Graceland
• a squeeze of Wierd Al's wacky sense of humor
• a teaspoon of Afrobeat
• a dash of The Clash

First you make a roux. Then put all of the ingredients in a blender. Blend well, then serve chilled. Goes best with a Mexican lager, or perhaps a dark rum and fruit juice drink. Funky!

Q: Where does Mike Waugh Brand© Music come from?

A: Actually, Mike Waugh Brand© Music is leased in an exclusive deal with Stu Patterson Brand© Music Enterprises of Witchita, Kansas. This assures both Freshness and Quality in our music. Stu Patterson Brand© Music Enterprises imports the music from Indonesia where it is hand picked by the same under-aged and under-paid laborers that Kathie Lee Gifford employed and for whose welfare we hold absolutely no responsibility.

Q: What are the potential side effects of Mike Waugh Brand© Music?

A: Mike Waugh Brand© Music is mildy addictive and psychotropic. Most people find themselves humming one of the songs for up to a week after their first exposure. This effect only worsens with multiple exposures. This type of side effect was well documented back in the 60's and 70's and is widely known as "The Girl From Impanema" effect. Mike Waugh Brand© Music is also know to contain carcinogens in the State of California.